BOOOOOO!!!!

General:

Not many annoucements today.

By the way, did I ever tell you guys that Chattahoochee was built on an indian burial ground? Oh and several dozen pilgrims died while sheltering from a blizzard, not to far from here. In fact, it was 300 years ago today to the day!

Oh and that science teacher that got fired a few years ago for running human cloning experiments in the H104 stockroom? He was spotted again last night. Seems he's been living in the celing, and plotting horrible revenge.

Just some things to think of while you trick-or-treat.

Anyway, dark powers have ensorcelled my classroom and possessed me to let you guys do the creepy dry ice lab today. Enjoy, as it will probably be only a matter of time before someone freezes their forehead to the desk and the lab gets banned permanently.

Also, this thing was hiding in the stockroom when I got here this morning:

I was cool with it at first, you know "Live and let live" and all. Then he lunged and I spilled my coffee.

...thats when I knew the fool had to go DOWN! Luckily, I keep nunchucks under the eyewash. I was able to manage the problem, and clean up the splattered ichor before the cafe closed. So I still got my biscuit, which is good, because if I miss my biscuit it puts me in a BAD mood.

Regardless, I'm banning food in the classroom yet again. I'm pretty sure it was the leftover smell of cheetos that attracted the thing in the first place. That and the prevalent scent of despair that has been lingering ever since I passed back the last PS test.

Random

#2 On the countdown? I went with animals, yet again.

These are african Driver ants. They bite, sting, travel in colonies of the millions, and can strip animals to the bone in a matter of hours. Its a popular method of torture to stake some poor guy to the gound near a colony of these guys. Yikes.