Monday, November 12, 2007

Holy Crap! Its Monday!

I know you were all as excited as I was when your alarm went off this morning. I personally came bouncing out of bed 2 hrs early, bright-eyed and excited for the day! I'm sure many of you did the same!*

Well, your good natured enthusiasm and open curiosity about the world around you will be rewarded! This week you can show your canny skill at forming and naming ionic and covalent compounds by taking a QUIZ! Thats right my eager young scientists! This week both classes will be having a quiz, but not just any quiz, a POP QUIZ! Please contain your excitement at this unique and wonderful opportunity to show off your mad science skillz!*

And if that wasn't enough, both classes can expect a TEST BEFORE THANKSGIVING! There is no need to thank me for these awesome opportunities to improve your grades, its what I do.*

*denotes sarcasm.

Random:

UFC 78 is this Saturday. Its got some really amazing matchups, including Michael Bisping, who is coming off a controversial win over Matt Hamill. He'll be facing Rashad Evans who appears to be completely indestructible. I favor Rashad in this fight, but only because Bisping had such a tough time with Hamill.

Also on the the card is Houston Alexander, who may actually be scarier than the alien from predator. I imagine he'll be turning Thaigo Silva into some form of human spam.

You heard it here first kids...

And remember: Violence is not the answer...

...its the question, and the answer is always "yes".

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